hi hello welcome to the shitposting realm
so basically, this is meant to catalogue some of my favorite dumb quotes, builds, and maybe provide a little more context to the specific inside joke that spawned it.
it's worth noting that "beta troll survival" is kind of a lie now, as there's both a dave and a roxy in there. the name comes from the occasional canon handle memo
what the hell is a canon handle memo?
in short, me and two friends roleplaying as beta trolls for fun. no set story, just like. tier lists usually. it's evolved a little bit beyond that as of now but the core of it is just three of us opening pesterchum, grabbing canon handles (or something extremely close if they were taken) and shitposting at each other as trolls
that practice was actually spawned from an inside joke between one friend in that group and i. to put it in a little more detail than a previous ramble: feffol is a close match to karkat in personality, while being an exact title match to kankri and bearing the blue caste equivalent to true cancer. i'm a close match to sollux in personality, while being an exact title match to mituna and bearing the purple caste equivalent to true gemini. we met in the TGP discord by chance and hit it off relatively fast.
we also happen to know someone who is basically just irl kanaya and who was down to join in on our bullshit.
the actual funnies
sometimes i have to fish them out of the log because the chat doesn't go that far up, but like. i daresay we are funny
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